reddfugee@feddit.de to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.deimagemessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down146
arrow-up11.33Karrow-down1imageWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.dereddfugee@feddit.de to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square180fedilink
minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·11 months agoSolution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere. If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
minus-squareStrawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoCover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
minus-squaregirthero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoGood opportunity to practice your parkour
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Good opportunity to practice your parkour