Video playing, ad that scrolls, two lines of a story, the bottom popping up with notifications every few minutes over the top of more scrolling ads.
Yay internet.
Edit: Oh wow! Did not expect so many responses. First let me say, thank you for taking the time to read and respond! To address the biggest response to use Firefox I actually have it on my phone it’s just remembering to break the habit. This was more to show what an average user who just uses what they’re used to experiences on mobile browsing.
in fire fox there often is a kind of textblock symbol on the right side of the link. it turns it into very readable text und ignores the banners.
Also Fuck Jk Rowling
Not even with a rented dick my friend. It would freeze solid in seconds.