in portuguese, i just came across “por que o vírus da gripe não tem amigos? porque ele é uma má influenza”
translation: “why does the flu virus have no friends? because it’s a bad influenza!”(Influence)
i think it could work in english but sounds better in portuguese.
Treffen sich zwei Jäger. Beide tot.
Two hunters meet. Both dead.
“Treffen” translates both to “meet with someone” or “hit something”, however the second case is used much less.