I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.

Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.

…wait?

Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Fart.