The upgraded sprites look like mobile game rejects.

Succinctly put. I feel like the original vision did not intend for them to look so cartoonish.

Starcraft 1 remaster looked so much better, too. Was that done by the same team?

I watched it when it aired 13 years ago on Limmy’s show (y’know, This Guy and This Guy, lol.

OP’s peom/story belongs to the same cinematic universe as Deedee in the kitchen, so I couldn’t help but relate them.

Is this you?

https://youtu.be/xLFW7jhB0-Y?si=NyCOURPQYTrJLmY_

Wait out my timer or go around me.

At least it isn’t Bielefeld, amirite?