John Oliver, Linus, and The Daily Show? We have a very similar taste in YouTube videos.

Are you sure you don’t need a website redesign? My company can get you on the right track!

Did you weigh that $20 against all of the effort that you would need to go get your own damn food? You are paying for convenience! If you want a good deal don’t pay someone else to do your work for you.

Companies who make alarms clocks should have to pay for all the knocker-upper jobs lost! Automation has been affecting the workforce for centuries, and it isn’t going to stop any time soon.