I mean there was that one Robin Thicke lawsuit where it sounded nothing like a Marvin gaye song

I logged on just to tell you to make sure to get the laces nice and clean

More like gonorrhea and herpes

Are we opposed to trying the satellite/sphere thing that blocks out the sun for a bit to cool off the planet? I’m not sure I’m really against it, though pereputal pollution is still not optimal. Plus if you start that project you have the basis for the next project… The Dyson ring/sphere

It’s because of what they named the bill I reckon but it’s still bullshit like “citizens united” or “the patriot act” aka not what the bills intent is

Because fuck you, that’s why!

Hello Bank? Yes I’d like to issue a stop payment

“Mark, were you playing time crisis 3 in the arcade room again?”

“Ski safari, actually”

“You know that the big presentation is tomorrow right?”

“FUCK OFF DEBRA THIS IS MY PROCESS”

I think they mean is leaving counterfeit money as a payment of service illegal