“Hey everyone! He’s got shit under his fingernails!”

I work security at a college currently. The president has their own personal bathroom with their own tp. I swapped it out with the shit I gotta use more than once.

That’s the last time I get a schmear on my bagel.

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

Only if its sitting in the sun iirc

Dark and Darker, Starfield, just got the newest set of cheevos in vampire survivors, and also dabbling in New World now that the MSQ is fixed.

Depends if Courtney loves aim is still good at this point.

Teeth in a tumbler could be anything from a kids story to the next Stephen King novel.

Instead of me asking her “how much?” She asked me “How are?” Mesmerizing.

Damn… I never even considered that being a thing but it makes so much sense hearing it.

ASSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSS

This was my answer dawn is the shizz

Make her dethrone Rachel Ray and then do a show about cooking her remains.