Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

It matches my Stanley

Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face

It’s so distracting that I didn’t notice it before this post made me go look for it.

Very major, especially because it goes both ways. Hey Manager, if you got a problem with me take it up with my union rep.

I like to keep a few mixed in with my pocket sand. Increased effectiveness if you gotta throw sand plus you can randomly drop them on people’s desks and whatnot.