Warum liegt denn hier Stroh?
What makes you think you may speak for us?
GNU, or as I’d like to call it, GNU+PTerry
Contact TDK about extending that limited lifetime warranty.
Gentoo because I know my way around it and I’m able to only install stuff that I explicitly want and configured.
Ketchup
There’s a file called /pwnedornot and it contains “no, you’re safe bro”