Two people who were… Large. They ordered quite a bit of food. When they pulled up to the window they had an entire goddamn sheet cake in between them on the seat and they were going to town on it.

How about change YOUR FACE

You’re a wacky little guy, aren’t you?

They have not seen the light

A real jerk.

Frank’s cancer pills. They gave you cancer.

I don’t get how he’s made them for so long.

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I mean if there’s unofficial ones why aren’t there official ones and why don’t we have a new goddamn house of the Dead

I NEED ANSWERS

THEN WHY NO LIGHT GUN GAMES:(

Why can’t they figure out how to make a new type of light gun work? This is my most missed genre

Retail employee.

Technically speaking there’s not that much stopping me from slapping the shit out of you.

Firefly.

Firefly and Dreamcast. Two things nerds are never going to fucking get over.

Depends. Do you have knee highs?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/704d5b66-a773-45ad-af0e-63a271310d45

Call everyone bitches and remove all posts that use the letter w

You’re also fat.

Don’t forget the shark.

Socks.

So now somebody can explain exactly how a child told me he fucked my mom