Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

What does HR have to say about that?

—€

I’d also rock a geo tracker, could go either way

Fuck, I would LOVE to drive a Samurai!

Can you DM that ip address please?

I still have them and have been thinking about doing that, cool to hear it may work. I was pretty bummed about losing them.

God i just trash my Iron Rangers and they stand up to all the abuse i can throw at them. A little wash and a bit of oil and they’re parade ready again.

Horror warning: My last pair got wet shoveling snow at work so i left them in the mud room to dry. Some thoughtful soul put them up next to the monitor heater to help them dry… Found them the next day shriveled abd unwearable. Heat kills good boots!

Good bot