I burn one (1) tire for every one (1) of these I have to deal with

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Yes

2004-2014. That captures the great tail end of the sixth generation of consoles and the golden days of the seventh

Looks like a transcript for the ASVAB test which is an aptitude test given by the US Military place new recruits. Think ACT/SAT but for the military. No clue why OP would be showing off these scores.

Phenomenal game. Improves on the original in almost ever way

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H-how much milkshake were you drinking originally??? My annual milkshake consumption totals maybe 500 calories per year

Five pillows and a police lock

Data harvesting. How many people just click “Accept” for every permission an app wants? It doesn’t matter if the people never open it or delete it right away, it only takes seconds for the app to scan all that data and send it off once it has access.

I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I’m not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.

I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I’m surprised I didn’t melt a hole through the fabric. I’ve been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I’m sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I’m not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.

My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don’t even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I’ll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I’m going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can’t come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God’s ass apple and now I’m paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.

UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as “the schwetts” (shit sweats). It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I’ll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound

Certain-Dri antiperspirant + Georgio Armani Profumo is the winning combo

Laziness and/or sometimes genuine medical needs

Why are you a pedophile?

I’m not? This question should really have a preface to it

My man, you almost KO’d because you took 7 big hits of a vasoconstrictor, which is entirely on you for misusing the drug.

This is similar to drowning someone in a vat of vodka and asking ‘how can alcohol be legal??’

help! I abused this drug and had a bad reaction how is this legal?!

This post (assuming it isn’t bait) reminds me exactly of that meme with the guy throwing a stick through the spokes of their bike

I tried it during the start of quarantine just to see what all the fuss was about but it clashed way too much with how i use computers. I have no background in compsci and my occupation doesn’t involve computers at all, so every problem I experienced was completely new and the solutions were never intuitive. For someone like me who spends maybe 8hrs a week at a desktop (and that’s being generous) there’s no incentive whatsoever to make the switch.

Advertisements aren’t necessarily obtrusive or a bad thing. There are several content creators, Webstores, mailing lists, etc. that I’m subscribed to and whose ads I look forward to because I don’t use social media but still want to be aware of new releases. I clicked on an ad from HYDRA + FOTOGRAFÍA that I got in my inbox earlier today

I’m not necessarily saying you’re wrong but is there any source for this? Because every ad partner I’ve ever seen has been pretty explicit about getting paid per interaction.