Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Ace Combat 7.

The Canyon Run is kicking my ass.

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

If they’re smart enough to cheat they’re smart enough to pass.

Be real now. How much of that stuff do you all really use in your daily lives?

Because the real world doesn’t care about rote memorization as long as the work gets done in my experience.

I love it. And I’m terrible at it.

I am however world class when it comes to killing everyone after a cockup.

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

No. Being cartoonishly malicious towards our wage slaves is our guiding principle.

That poetic sounding “Shining city on a hill” is a gated community surrounded by slums that don’t have electricity.

Sorcery.

You must commune with the machine spirit.

English. Poorly.

Work is work. It deserves every bit of respect and protection as anything else.

Elden Ring and it’s DLC. Patiently waiting for Space Marine 2.