Ring of Ringing. Causes wearer’s ears to ring. When removed the ring itself begins to ring.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

I could take her…

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.

Grease from the hot dog could short the heating elements and cause a fire.

If you really want a grilled dog, your best bet is to stick it under the broiler for a few minutes.

It’s the smartest option.

Bob Roberts, a true tale of political horror.

Vulgar Argot - a word or phrase that is obsolete or incredibly obscure.

A brain scoop.

No prion disease for the working class please.

Game’s okay.

The developers however can eat a bag of rancid pig farts.

Shootin’ some b-ball outside of school.

You keep at it buddy. You’ll get to that summit someday.