You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
Do you not take vacations and work from home in your one bathroom place?
Having the intelligence to create technology but not enough intelligence to understand the implications.
If it’s under spiders can make a nest between the toilet paper and the wall so you’re wiping your ass or coochie with that.
Taco Bell fart during a blowjob.
Harambe was 2016, we shifted in 2010.
The Mandela Effect caused by running the Large Hadron Collider for the first time, shifting us into an alternate universe.
Other people’s emotions give me diarrhea.
Upvotes or downvotes, it’s all the same to me.
It means you care enough to interact with my content.
You’ll discover ways to make money.
Trust me.
It’s the main two parts of the job actually.
The pizza has a minor role.
Yes, lots of drinking and drug in front of a pizza oven have fucked up better people than you.
Start heroin, it’s better then a full-time job.
Yeah it tastes good and also works as a zesty lube too.
Hellman’s for the win.
Why don’t you talk about the transphobic title you posted it with?
This is what Draconian authoritarian governments do.
It’s more like someone’s house where they can tell you to leave if you’re being an asshole.
The best two days of owning a boat is the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
Why not?
Knowing when means I can do whatever I want until the day it happens.
It’s the best feeling ever.
Like shooting heroin when you’re peaking on MDMA.
Yes, always found that funny.
A 26 and an eightball.