I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Kentucky Yeeted Chicken

Every little thing helps.

It all adds up.

Post-Its and flagged Slack messages if I ever remember to check those

The Fizbin scene from Star Trek

Nobody likes DisplayPort

DVI is the Gen X of video connectors

I like the gross gumdrops, but I don’t care for the acid blotters.

I had it the other week. Still great.

In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.

Also, if your candy corn sucks, it’s because it’s not Brach’s.

The human world should work in order for us to have fun, not for companies to make money.

Yes, you should shut the system down as a response to an Over-Current Protection fault

I think I need a vacation from functional safety

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.