No, you’re just not funny.

Did you not read past the title? They literally state that he has no trouble falling asleep in situations that most would have trouble with and their only issue seems to be planes.

I’ve heard people use “passed,” to refer to people dying for my entire life. Nothing has happened to plain English, you’ve just been living under a rock apparently.

While I agree that marketing trying to sell you upgrades you don’t need is dumb and annoying, it’s a pretty poor argument unless you have absolutely no willpower or something and can’t stop yourself from buying new things just because it been advertised to you.