I have an air popper for work and I have a whirly pop at home. I love the ease of the air popper, but the whirly pop is far better and gives you a chance to play with different oil, temps, etc.

Only if you man in it a “you people” kind of way - like y’all need to stay with your own kind- or something like that.

Nice fucking kitties

Key West is fun but it’s not very beachy. You could go to a Florida beach town and then drive down the keys for a couple of days. Miami is fun. Tampa/Clearwater is nice. Sanibel/Captiva are pretty, but also very quiet.

Where will you be traveling from?

I’m working on this, though i usually say - I’d rather get bitched at for doing it wrong than for not doing it. At my job it’s to emphasize the stupidity of the task and the lack of training on a shitty system.

I use an ipad at work and use ajournal to write down my schedule for each day. I like that it pulls in my outlook items and that is easy to edit- write, erase, drag to another day. I don’t like that it’s not backed up anywhere so when i lost my iPad anything not done/documented is lost forever. When i get super freaked out about that i take a screenshot.

Reach out to family or friends or anyone who can be with them now.

Hey Willie!

Every time someone says unprecedented, add a pinch of cayenne.

Stealing this

Better then muting - pause and then fast forward.

Excellent! I would have to keep a chart beside the door.

We hand it out - one chocolate and 2 non-chocolate. I do most of it because my husband lets them put their disgusting paws in the bowl and take handfuls.

ETA: you could put out a bowl with a little candy and reload it after each kid/group.

Yeah

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My knees hurt already. I can’t imagine living with constant aging forever until you’re just a crumpled pile on the ground and then it still goes on.

My coworker put up a sign that says, “I don’t have time to chat.”

Why do we need to know how many up or down votes a user has? Assholes usually make themselves known pretty quickly.

In my family we call that the fun sponge.