Mine, too!

Of course! :)

I’m not even 16, why do I feel ancient

I don’t know if this will help you, but I think that’s pretty normal. I felt similarly at your age in some ways and in other ways I felt like a baby, depending on how I looked at things. I still feel that way and I’m twice your age! It’s weird. Growing up is weird. I feel for you. 💖

Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!

That cute little mascot is just gosh darn precious!

Hell yeah! This comment is spot-on and it totally rocks and so do you.

Oh my goodness, I’m listening to a cover of Lola by The Kinks (that repeatedly says “La la la lo-Lola,” in case you’re not familiar with it) when I saw your comment and username! What a neat coincidence.

Is your username choice a reference to that song, by any chance?

Holy cow, that’s neat as hell! Thanks for sharing!

Oooh, interesting! I bet that’s yummy!

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

Poor guy. My heart breaks for him. I hope people are understanding, compassionate, empathetic, and aren’t hateful and harrassing towards him about it, but, realistically… they likely will be hateful and harrass the poor dude, because some people are just sucky, entitled, and rude little jackasses (and I hate it so much and I don’t understand why people behave this way!) I hope he can find a way to handle it all okay. :(

Sounds like [email protected] (hopefully I wrote that tag correctly!) would be a good fit. I hope to read about your experience there! :) It’s not a fun feeling, having something happen and wanting to tell people about it but not really having a good person/people to tell.

Chicken Parmesan for sure. or a chicken sandwich with cheese on it. BLECH!

How cute and fun! I love it. Thank you for the screenshot and explanation!

I’m in the kitchen.
Yams everywhere.
(YAMS!)

Another favorite of mine from him is:

I’m dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!

Hey now. There’s no need to be a shitty, ableist asshole.

Ooh, it IS neat! Thanks for sharing! I bet that feels nice to rub your fingers on.

I loooove salting things most people would never salt! I love a good salt-dusted blueberry muffin. You’ve got good taste :P