https://xkcd.com/202/

The neville chamberlin of america

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In early 1980s, driving to the mall right before Christmas with girlfriend and her mom in their ancient huge Caddilac. It’s a zoo. Girlfriend’s mom consipates the whole parking garage by driving poorly and gridlocking the place. People are honking and yelling at her. She hangs out the window and yells, in a strong Fran Drescher accent: “YOU DON’T HAVE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!”

What most of the commenters are missing is that the assumption that one has to know how to gamble in order to have a retirement is a broken and stupid USA thing. Nobody should be forced to learn these things in order to not end up on the street. OP clearly has no idea what they are doing-- and so many comments point this out with varying degrees of rudeness, smugness, and shitty attitude-- but the point should be that we are feeding naive investors like these to the lions and that is morally wrong and collectively shortsighted. We all suffer as a society because people like this are being required to make investment decisions and doing that really poorly.

The whole what?

Exactly the same way they do it IRL and have forevee. Bust someone trusted, make them wear a wire, bust someone higher up that way.

Fun in this thread to identify who is a white man by whether they’d even consider being safe visiting the past

Stileproject had its moments too

Per se

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/17919598

It was an actual book in the 80s! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_Don't_Eat_Quiche

Ye bastard!

The first one never ended, just went into a cold phase. Heated up a bit in the 50s and 60s and has been getting a lot hotter the last 10 years or so

Updoot for chesticles

A sea lion gave it to me

Not just yours https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5aG8FXVtyA

The fucking inquisiton

So is reagan!

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