“Download our app and consume ads on it because… becaaaaauuuuuusssseeeeee, um, let’s say SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Maybe terrorism? Just pick a reason you’d believe and get the app, okay?”
Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…
Yeah, once you’ve given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don’t need you to keep it any longer.
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
I’d take the entirety of the USA’s military hardware. Nobody said how big the backpack was.
“Who are you and how did you get into my house?”
They forgot the third option: don’t use it.
Make sure your homies’ corporations can extract as much wealth as possible before that happens. Blame your domestic political opponents for any negative consequences whatsoever.
I get the name Monday to Wednesday, celeb gets it Thursday to Saturday. Sundays we alternate bi-weekly (allowing for special occasions where one of us really needs it).
“Your delivery will arrive on a day between a point in time and a different point in time. You better be there when the driver pretends to check if someone’s at home and leaves without ringing anyway - not like you have anything better to do you lazy fuck.”