I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!

Same

I would classify the effects of caffeine as more anti-drowsy than energy-boosting but maybe that is just semantics.

I haven’t had any caffeine in my diet for nearly 2 months now and I feel amazing.

Thirding the Zenni recommendation. I have bought 3 pair from them now, both regular Rx and sunglass Rx and they are always fast, cheap, and well made.

Reliability, battery life, OS optimization, long term support.

These things may be normal for today’s android handsets, but back when I switched from the Samsung Galaxy S6 to the iPhone, they definitely weren’t the norm. I went through about 6 different android phones, got into custom roms and bootloaders, did all that fancy stuff. I got real comfortable with it and I got used to the idea that my phone app might just lock up randomly for no reason. Or my GPS app would freeze when I’m miles and miles away from civilization. I got tired of troubleshooting and stuff and I just wanted something reliable.