Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much

Actual scambaiting is the closest thing I have to religion these days

On the one hand, thank you for being an accessibility buddy. On the other, shall we also transcribe the number and web address of my spammer, too?

Reminds me how I didn’t know that ’til and till are both words until way too recently

Omg this is essentially me too. I just waited to lose my patience until this White Guys incident.

Is there still a pro revenge Lemmy community bc I have some ideas

Remarkably, yeah. I always get a little political text spam, but since early ’24 it’s been harassment.

There’s no “Report Junk” on iOS Messages unless it’s an email address texting you.

It’s ALLLLLLWAYS new numbers and my long-curated block list already has hundreds of numbers.

Mail paper checks in the amount of nine dollars and ⁹⁹/₁₀₀ every now and again.

I’ve done my best to include °C conversions of all my °F. What more do you people want.

Since we’re here, I had covid one time and had to shop online for stuff that came in ounces, quarts, pints, and liters, and even without brain fog, I can tell you that comparing prices and sizes against apples, oranges, and furlongs (⅛ miles (≈⅕ km (but this is an argumentum ad absurdum))) is the most unsatisfying garbage that has ever been.

In conclusion, what if God did bless America ?

those bent on self-destruction do not expect to be unsuccessful

Expectations of success are actually part of what get people there in the first place

China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!