im taking a shit

dick sucking robot

my arguments end in minutes because im extremely correct about everything that comes out of my holes

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people who are socially functional do not actually complain about this. the internet does not represent humanity

i learned to swim by puking so hard that the puke leaving my mouth propelled me through the water

i wish it would just go out of business already so that the rest of my loyalists can join me in bluesky

there is no point. simply try to enjoy it

this man has smoked a crab just now

if i wanted something other than a bag of cocks i would just buy it

cool

Its not sugary - he said Pepsi Max

ok dude. whatever you call it. fake liquid garbage

im not a judgement. its a perspective from someone who refuses to allow that shit into his house

i don’t know if it’s frowned upon to drink that much sugary garbage every day but it should be

that’s disgusting dude. try soda water. fucks sake

i dip it in piss. nothing survives in that

the last time I did this it was Dropbox and I ended up with a thousand conflict copies of the database

diy synchronizing sucks ass. i can never get anything to do it right

cum

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