I gotta say: I love this. It’s super late, but I’ll come back with a story or two. 🕸️🐈‍⬛🦇🖤💀🌚🎃👻

Does marriage count?

/s

Doesn’t answer the question, but same.

ADHD?

The closer I get to that “old chef” icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture… (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽‍♂️💔)

TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, (IRL, they’re far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. 🤷🏽‍♂️ For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I’ve fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.

Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of… actually no one at all).

Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽

Guillotines with “Heroes Work Here” signs atop them.

A fellow TPKer in the wild‽ Hot damn! 🐌

It’s almost as if it’s a metaphor.

Fair. Safe passage, space monkey! 🤙🏼

Tack on some tryptophan and you’re floatin’ like a reindeer in no time! (Fuck melatonin supplements, that’s pedestrian and unreliable.)

Ooh, I like your brains! 🤩🔥

It was the otter race character that hooked me. 🤌🏼

¿Por que no los dos?

Get this guy a fresh bowl, and pronto! He needs some good rest and even better dreams! I want him riding Falcor, you ents!

Wait, you created TFA for the TVA? 😶🫠

So, Tyler Durden?

Funny, isn’t that how Facebook started? 🥲

Is this irony? If so, well done.

As a huge fan of ol’ Green (born & raised Michigander), and I don’t recall him ever using it on ducting, yet I can easily remember a plethora of examples where he used it for its hydrophobic sealing properties.