I must be one of the few people on this platform who is genuinely okay and doing all right.

A computer with lists of winning lottery numbers, stock prices by day of all major companies, archived copies of webpages or, preferably, scanned in newspaper articles of all world events from 1999 until now, and lists of every politician and individual with net worths over $300 million.

Also patents for LCD screens, the microchips in use in the 10’s and now, the efficient solar panels China cranks out if I can get a hold of that information, modern efficient wind turbines, etc. Also important scientific papers written between then and now, especially for Ozempic and Wegovy.

Also, this might be the one practical use for dumb shit like Chat GPT and its ilk, so we’re bringing along a couple of GPUs and copies of each major open source AI I can scramble up.

I use this information to:

1. Hopefully prevent 9/11

2. Become filthy fucking rich

3. Infiltrate the elite and start bumping off motherfuckers one by one Count of Monte Cristo style

4. Distribute my ill gotten gains to the masses and use the rest to stop climate collapse

#EatTheRich

Because you won’t do anything to hurt their bottom line, basically.

Stop eating at Taco Bell and make your own damn tacos at home. Better yet, go buy some from a family-owned taco truck instead.

Mosquitos. Also bedbugs. Any insect that feeds on blood really

It’d be better to have the three-sink setup they have in commercial kitchens which are stacked next to each other so you can move a dish to the next without dripping water all over the counter.

It’s alright, we know what you mean.

See, you’re not reading or listening to what I’m saying either. That shows the problem is you.

Take a step back and really think hard about what’s actually happening.

And why actually bother to listen to and connect with another human being when you can snap back with a snarky comment instead?

You just don’t want to admit that you’re wrong, that’s all.

I don’t, truth and justice does. Getting angry at me because you don’t want to hear the truth won’t make the truth go away. And you may reject justice, but it’s still there all the same, and for rejecting it to get what you want, you will always be a morally bankrupt, immature piece of shit.

Want that opinion of you to change? Then change your perspective.

No, people like you enabling assholes by discouraging others from punishing them is what leads to negative consequences.

You could literally just hide cameras and film the driver if they retaliate against you and have them jailed.

People like you ruin life for the rest of us. Shut the fuck up and stop wasting our oxygen.

That would either be fire or a smoldering pile of shit.

I remember reading that when I was little; it was so fire :D

They don’t make those little golden books for kids anymore, do they?

Three Body Problem/ Liu Cixin’s Dark Forest goodness

I wonder what it would take to completely erase the practice from the human condition.

Then we need a PR campaign to motivate adults to break out of the spiral of fear they’ve fallen into.

Make Halloween a left or a right wing thing. Frame it in terms that celebrating Halloween follows and honors the values of each political tribe, and not celebrating it violates those core values.

Age limitation on trick-or-treaters is an inherently fascist concept and will be trashed when the revolution happens.

Isn’t slavery universally panned, though?

“I accept your right to be what you want to be and don’t care about it anymore. I am sorry for all of the damage I caused by getting so invested in an issue that has nothing to do with me.”

People regain the ability to agree to disagree, and stop hating each other over political issues.