nah I wouldn’t gatekeep adulthood like that lol

Well the exact phrase used was “can’t wait to skeet on your face with [my dick]” so

and I’ve seen grown adults well over into 25+ saying “cummies” lmao

slang mostly, I mod a strictly 18+ space and recently someone used the word “skeet”, and would you believe it, they were a minor

thank you lemmy, for showing me this post 2 days after it was made

miraculous survival? world’s first talking head? depends on the exact wording and if you got your intro from a benevolent fairy or a genie

coma would be the universe being nice to you. Imagine a full body paralysis where you’re aware of every second passing and the only thing you can do is rot, and maybe hope twitter’s head clown puts a dodgy chip in your brain so maybe you could feel the joy of playing solitaire again.

I think just the fact that the answer could be something like: “2 more years, suicide” is a no-go for me. I’m not a suicidal person so hearing something like this would absolutely fucking terrify me. I think the more time I’d have left the more freaked out I’d get, constantly wonder when will it start? When will the hell that pushes me to take my own life begin?

oh just because you know when you’ll die doesn’t mean you can go yolo on everything. Getting into a horrific accident and becoming bed ridden for the rest of your life doesn’t count as dying. Imagine laying in bed, body paralysed, knowing that this is the place you’ll spend 30 years in.

You’d still be need to be as careful as usual, just with a painful awareness of how many seconds you have left until the end, and with a curse of not being able to go on your own terms if something terrible happens.

can confirm it’s really lovely :)

for the sake of tradition I think the outcome should be decided by a 1v1 classic tetris duel

there’s that one US medical website that often comes up at the top of google searches and when you select “only necessary cookies” it tells you to fuck off basically lmao, something about “european privacy” or something