Taking a crap (crappers were common toilets back in the day, I actually used a crapper toilet recently, that was a day to remember)

Us Brits offten call the toilet ‘the bog’

Doing a poo is the most frequent in my house.

A toasted bagel with salted butter and whole earth peanut butter. I already eat it for a third of my meals.

The curved edge is a gimmick and a route to breaking your screen easier.

I always use a case so it doesn’t bother me much.

I just waft them away. I find you have to be pretty aggressive with a wasp in order for them to sting you.

I’ve heard (so take it with a pinch of salt) that in autumn they all get kicked out of their hive and their lives are a big food orgy and they are more likely to be aggressive.

If anyone thinks their asshole is clean from just a jet of water, they are either eating plenty of fiber or are going around with a dirty asshole. I also have not got the time to blow dry my ass e be every time I poop.

If the thought of a social media platform not existing gives you anxiety then I think you need to take a break from it. I don’t know you or your life but I don’t think spending a lot of time on these platforms is mentally healthy regardless.