Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Games aren’t about fun! I don’t appreciate your whimsical attitude, it scares the serious adult in me!
Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen
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And then burn down your attorney’s office. Fuck it, just become an arsonist
Burn the place down
George H.W.'s greatest foe
How do you do, fellow geriatrics?
Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…
Should’ve invested in some teeth…
The ye el las thems
Marty! It’s your children! The little bastards won’t stop playing Ska-booby toilets!
Consider that the energy output of a 12-gauge shotgun is approximately 4500 Newton-meters and, from personal experience, can rotate a first-gen iPad at an extrapolated 240 rpm (extrapolated as this proved difficult to sustain). That gives us an equivalent of 113 kW! A modern ipad would only need about 13 kW to charge in one second.
So, one shotgun shell could easily charge yours and 7 of your friends ipads instantaneously, although the results are difficult to appreciate.
The way that people use and trust these chat bots reminds me of stories about executives in the '80s climbing the corporate ladder using a Magic 8 Ball
That’s the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer
Widdershins start my hair, your Spooktober decorations are so spooky!!!