fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

Yep. They’ve been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

especially in a police interrogation room

ah the Cosby technique

Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later

Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?

You can do that

I recommend it, even if you don’t need it, bc it fun

remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45

you should have finished eating by then

Hi

Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.

I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.

As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.

Wishing you the best, mate.

Super calming and warm

Numerology

They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.

It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. It’s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, it’s jover.

1+1 = 2

Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally

10 digits, infinite bullshit

Don’t stress over it. I didn’t read the entire thing either. It’s a relatively long article.

I Read the first few paragraphs and then when the ADHD kicked in I skim scrolled all the way to the bottom where “Vivaldi” caught my eye

If you want a privacy-focused web browser, use Firefox or Vivaldi.

I thought Vivaldi was also shady? Did I maybe confuse it with Opera?

idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

looked up the tld’s again

your only choice is to get goofy

Could try .army, .red or .republican (who the fuck approved that lmao)

While drunk, I got insane cravings for cocaine and nicotine

While high, I get insane cravings for pizza and Tame Impala

cum razor

Now someone port doom to Dolphin or GIMP

I have no idea what that will even look like, but if I say it’s not possible, I will be wrong.

Their website has a page that says they “embrace open source”

I couldn’t find the source code specifically for their app. Maybe this?

https://github.com/fairphone/android_device_fairphone_FP5

Honestly have no clue what I’m looking at there. There seems to be no iOS equivalent, so who knows.

Otherwise, their app permissions seem pretty reasonable:

• discover and pair nearby Bluetooth devices
• Access Bluetooth settings
• Pair with Bluetooth devices
• connect to paired Bluetooth devices

But yeah, if no open source, that can definitely be a deal-breaker for the market they seem to be targeting.