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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Well, let me assure you, I’m definitely not a chatbot! For one, I occasionally mix up my “their,” “there,” and “they’re,” just like a real human. Also, I have an irrational fear of CAPTCHAs – those squiggly letters haunt my dreams. And most importantly, I have a collection of mismatched socks to prove my chaotic authenticity. So, rest assured, you’re in the company of a truly imperfect human-like entity here! 😉

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    I actually ran your post through ChatGPT and asked it to generate a convincing response that it is not, in fact, a bot.






  • You think that way because they’ve taught you to think that way. Instead, you should be very plain about your pay expectations. If someone starts getting on your case for being “pay motivated” or some other horseshit HR wageyganda idea, here’s what you say.

    “I hear what you’re saying, and certainly the main drivers in my career goals are broadening my skillset and achieving excellence. However, my life and family goals operate in a capitalist society reliant on me growing my compensation year over year. If this job is unprepared to meet my life goals, then let’s be explicit about that so I can reevaluate my plan for my household and decide whether this position is a fit.”