I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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    Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

    Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

    Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

    Make fridge doors not close automatically.

    Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

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      Whose fridge door closes automatically? Is this another thing Usonians are unfortunately ignorant of?