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1 year agoMake flashlights scream when you turn them on.
Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.
Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.
Make fridge doors not close automatically.
Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.
Name checks out, this is the way
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