I’m so rich! I had so much toilet paper in 2020 that I could afford cooking oil in 2022!
I’m so rich I live below my means!
I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.
Wow! Look at Mr./Mrs./Mx Big Pockets over here!
I’m so rich, the majority of my cooking is with ghee!
I’m so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D
I’m so rich, my car runs on electricity
You’re loaded!
But not with gas!
I’m so rich that I’m considering buying plane tickets for my family of four!
I’m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!
My friend. You aren’t rich if you aren’t using the beans
Peasants haha
I’m just a few months away from net zero!
I’m so rich I don’t cook just doordash and eating out
I’m so rich I wipe my arse with baby wipes.
I’m so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)
I’m so rich, after I took all the cans & bottles in for recycling, I had enough for a 6-pack…of CRAFT beer
I’m so rich I crack my eggs open and feast on the gold inside!
(Are eggs still expensive? I admit I never pay attention.)
I’m so rich I didn’t know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.
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I’m so rich, I could buy a year of my time.
